Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Wonderous Wednesday

No sexy men or boots today (sorry) ...... just some suggestions/dares to help you get through 'Hump Day'

1. Every time you get an e-mail, shout "you have mail!.
2. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem..
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
6. When in an elevator with one person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".....
8. Don't use any punctuation in your e-mails.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on your computer screen when showing somebody something.

Although to some this maybe normal behaviour


misterwoppit said...

Hump Day, eh? I thought that was something different.

sylvie d said...

I too had a hump day...I shall remember this post...is it official hump wednesday 70?

70steen said...

erm !!Now Sylvie you have me wondering ?
Was it 'Humpday' as Mr W's vision?
or 'Humpday' as in the true meaning 'it is the middle of the week'
or as in my lovely Chinese guy I visited once (whose version may quite be like Mr. W's) spent time with his wife (he shut his shop to have 'quality time' ;-)?
You can tell me, no onelse will know lol :-)