Thursday, 21 February 2008

Interlude ... Fanzine Frenzy


DP's fanclub !!!!!!! A strange phenomenon...............???

Ms D. Ranged has started this exclusive club for goddesses and in fact I do believe non goddesses can also apply (the exclusivity is slipping already). I have noted the badge displayed on such sites. I guess though there are always exceptions!!

I do feel it as my duty just to bring to the publics awareness some facts about DP. You should have some facts before committing yourself to such a life time membership.........

Yes he did survive the Titanic you may have seen him scrabbling around in the water. During the filming with all the sinking panic on board, DP lost his teeth, they had fallen into Kate's cleavage . Faced with a spluttering, dribbling flat capped maniac, pawing at her chest, her reaction some may say was over the top but I can fully understand the panic that came over her. With a quick jab of her elbow, combined with the wet deck (all that spluttering) DP was hurled over the edge of the Titanic. He was later fished out the water by a passing Ukranian fishing boat..........

This is a very rare photo of the absolute power behind the blog Lo Terrible Goddess (TG)
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As with all folk who gain world wide recognition, it is inevitable there will be some scandal along the way. I do think it would be unfair for me to drag up the details surrounding his appearance in the news headlines.
(something about a rolled up newspaper, raincoat, garden gnome and a pack of Lurpak butter?)

He has put this behind him now a days and has been seen promoting some top magazines
In aid of the Ukranian fishermen that lovingly brought him back from the brink after the Titanic
He did actually think this was going to be a malt whiskey magazine (have you ever seen him drink malt???)
I have it on good authority that no body double was necessary (no wonder the Ukranian fishermen 'lovingly' looked after him)

I hope these bits of extra info help you to sign up with the DP Fanclub

26 comments:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I had no idea that Ms.D.Ranged had employed you as the Fanzine creator and editor. I must say it was a brilliant choice - I would never have thought of it.
How many issues a week are there going to be? I know you're quite busy.

70steen said...

I am what maybe referred to as the 'unofficial' Fanzine .....

Linky Love said...

wow 70's you are good!!! ok, can we have a 70's fanclub as well?

70steen said...

Linky ~ Thank you :-)

oh no 70s fan club ... I would hate you all to have to dress up in platformed shoes, bell bottoms and to wear lilac eyeshadow lol

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Oh - I got dressed up for nothing.

70steen said...

You know we always enjoy it when you make an effort ... even if it is only a slight one :-)

shle3pyb4by said...

daddy dressing up??? my oh my! :)

tNb said...

Oh dear, I'm have flashbacks from my Big Boy fan club days ...

Seems I'm just looking for any excuse to pull out the bell bottoms!

70steen said...

OMG it is worse than I thought 'The chain is best-known for its trademark chubby boy in red- and white-checked pants with suspenders holding a double-decker cheeseburger.'How will I sleep tonight?? lol

Ok get your bell bottoms out but I know you will draw the line at the lilac eyeshadow ;-0

70steen said...

b4by ~ DP dressing up means he has had a shave and put on fresh socks!!!

tNb said...

Funny, because I've always imagined DaddyP wearing red- and white-checked pants with suspenders ...

(a double-decker cheeseburger would just be ridiculous)

70steen said...

rofl..... too much taxation revision I think :-)
I did this fanzine whilst studying UK legislation so I know just how it bends your mind...... I must agree though the cheeseburger is too surreal to imagine!!! :-)

Cowgirl Betty said...

OK--I'm crying right now. This is too funny . . . nothing to say that wouldn't be immediately forgotten because of the high-larity of this post. Please, you're hurting me, 70s. It's too much.

fracas said...

Shave yes, fresh socks? A myth.

A wonderful job 70s! You can't know how that one act on the part of those fisherman, has caused a rift between the Ukranians from the Karpaty and the Kiev regions. It's been a nightmare I tell you... but, well, we just go onward with life.

Hmmm. That might make a good name for a blog...

I'd like to carry on, but my eyes are bleeding from that last image. I think I need to rest now.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

If only this was the official Fanzine ........
I do look 'hot' in that last snap though.

nursemyra said...

sorry daddyp, I'm passing on this one

sylvie d said...

I joined the DP fan club in Mybloglog does that count?

shle3pyb4by said...

aaah, if that means fresh socks and cleanly shaved... i am so impress!! daddy, dress up now!!!

shle3pyb4by said...

aah... im being firm now!!!! :)

70steen said...

According to the net a "A fanzine is a nonprofessional publication produced by fans of a particular cultural phenomenon for the pleasure of others who share their interest."

I was a bit alarmed by the term 'fan' but it is a small word so I can ignore it!! But DP is certainly a phenomenon!!!

Thank you for all your comments and I apologise for the quite worrying last photograph.
Hope, however, it will not deter the stronger spirited blooger to join.......
Just to warn you I think the fanzine will continue, probably every 3/4 weeks.... if I am bribed ;-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

What's a 'blooger'? Is it someone who blogs while picking their nose? .... just asking

70steen said...

Oh 'blooger!!' & I was doing so well lol :-)

John said...

I'm still trying to figure out how I became an overnight drag queen without knowing it. lol

70steen said...

I think DP must have some inside information ... but the look suits you *snigger* :-)

The Rev. said...

I've now joined the ranks! Hurrah!

70steen said...

woh!! late but but what a covert Rev,,,,,,,,,,, ;-)