The phenomenon that is DP's Fan Club is still taking the world by storm. Who knows were this will all end...........
DP has been so under whelmed by this fame and non fortune, his little lie downs are becoming a bit more frequent. It is rumoured around Bloggywood, however, that it has more to do with winning a competition on FMB and the post malt celebrations. Of course this information has not been corroborated yet.
Something that has been corroborated is the brilliant news that he has employed the skills of a top, high flying secretary. Famous in her native Canada for her no nonsense approach, someone who is never afraid to take on a cause even if it does create a Fracas. I think you will all agree, dear readers, that she is the best gal for the job. She is sure to keep DP in check and keep his socks and sandals firmly on the ground...... fame can have a terrible effect on those not used to it or who are of a delicate disposition.
After the last Fanzine some of his avid fan club members offered their services too.
(A full list of his followers can be found here)
Sugar Queen offered to keep his blood sugar up with her amazing cake/ sweet making skills. yum! Dang there goes my diet!B4by
has volunteered her services to be his flower girl and scatter petals as he walks (she may have to not twirl too quickly as she does it though, DP does get a bit confused at times! It could end up like a game of Twister. Not good for a man of his age)& Olga!
Well Olga the brave bra that she is, has offered cups of support should he win the Presidential election and has high hopes to become his intern!! (best of luck Olga)Well volunteered everyone, I hope you know that the salary is rubbish (well non existent but his lovely secretary is on the case). Currently he is offering flip flops but I do fear you may be made to wear socks with them!!! So if any one else sees a role for themselves ... shout up!
I know you are dying to know just what DP has been up to over the last couple of weeks?
I was tipped off that he had been working hard and hanging out with the 'beautiful people'. He was seen recently at the Oscar ceremony and 70s managed to bag some exclusive snaps of him. (At least he managed to ditch the blue T-shirt for the occasion!)
What has Renee got on the front of her dress? Has she spilt something down herself?
No! would you believe it readers DPs fan club badge is being worn with pride by the top celebs. It is this years must have accessory.
Uma has gone a step further and had her 'people' make it into a handbag for those special occasions on the Red Carpet.
Hot off the press~ my sources have told me is that DP has been taking secret surfing lessons over in Surfugal. Co incidentally there was a cryptic, spluttering message left on my answer machine just yesterday.... all I could make out was sand, sea, surf & Sri Lanka. Any ideas??
This image was faxed through to my desk earlier
I have no idea why he is wearing a Santa outfit.... again any ideas??? Has 70s missed something???
I will end Fanzine III with a fan letter (as I did the last Fanzine).
Dearest DaddyP
Oh I am missing you so much. I can't wait until you return home to the UK.
I see that you have been enjoying yourself, without a care in the world. Do you think of me often or even at all?? I miss the way you used to stroke me and snuggle up close. It's ok I got used to the smell eventually in fact I miss it like crazy now. I have lost weight in your absence, as I am pining for you. I miss gazing into your eyes (once I get past your eyebrows) and when you talk to me, having to wipe the slobber off my face. It is all these little things that make our relationship so unique & so special. Please hurray home and I promise I won't cause anymore fuss in the 'gated community' I will do everything you tell me to do.... promise :-).
Just in case you have forgotten what I look like (oh please don't let that be so) I have enclosed a photograph of me. I am wearing my new tassles and I have been practicing twissing them both at the same time in different directions. I nearly took someones eye out the other day but I think I have got the hang of it now.
Slobbery kisses awaiting your return
your faithful fan
Gxx
70steen@gmail.com
This image was faxed through to my desk earlier
I have no idea why he is wearing a Santa outfit.... again any ideas??? Has 70s missed something???
I will end Fanzine III with a fan letter (as I did the last Fanzine).
If you would like your letters featured here just mail 
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your Fanzine Ed team.
This letter certainly tugged at my heart strings.
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your Fanzine Ed team.Dearest DaddyP
Oh I am missing you so much. I can't wait until you return home to the UK.
I see that you have been enjoying yourself, without a care in the world. Do you think of me often or even at all?? I miss the way you used to stroke me and snuggle up close. It's ok I got used to the smell eventually in fact I miss it like crazy now. I have lost weight in your absence, as I am pining for you. I miss gazing into your eyes (once I get past your eyebrows) and when you talk to me, having to wipe the slobber off my face. It is all these little things that make our relationship so unique & so special. Please hurray home and I promise I won't cause anymore fuss in the 'gated community' I will do everything you tell me to do.... promise :-).
Just in case you have forgotten what I look like (oh please don't let that be so) I have enclosed a photograph of me. I am wearing my new tassles and I have been practicing twissing them both at the same time in different directions. I nearly took someones eye out the other day but I think I have got the hang of it now.
Slobbery kisses awaiting your return
your faithful fan
Gxx
70steen@gmail.com
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