Saturday, 1 March 2008

Leap Year Interlude ..... Fanzine Frenzy II

DP Fanclub ....... beware the Ides of March

Welcome Daddy Papersurfer fans to the 2nd fanzine.

Since I last posted the mail has gone mad both snail and eeeeee mail wise I can tell you. My postman has developed a hernia in his sack and my admin 'full mailbox' has flashed at me more times than a flasher in a raincoat.

The phenomenon that has become the DP Fanclub has taken over the world.
70s has managed to scoop a world exclusive in all of this!! And remember you heard it here first!

Yes he is now in the running for the US Presidency.
I know who would have ever thought it but today 70s was in the right place at the right time for a change.... photo of him addressing the US nation
I am afraid that my microphone broke down as he was speaking due to the amount of drivel and wet stuff that sprayed across it during his speech.
(I am told that he is working on his teeth 'problem' and Kevin D of FMB is to blame for his current difficulties!!)

To back up this exclusive I found some quotes from another runner in the Presidential quest:-

Quote.

The challenges of change are always hard, particularly when you are Daddy Papersurfer's age . It is important that we begin to unpack those challenges that confront this nation and realize that Daddy Papersurfer requires us to change and become more responsible for shaping our own future. And that future is a pair of comfy charantaise, malt & cocoa.

I have gone from a Barry Goldwater Republican to a New Daddy Papersurfer fan, but I think my underlying values have remained pretty constant; individual responsibility and care in the gated community. I do not see those as being mutually inconsistent as Daddy Papersurfer told me it wasn't .

Great words, I think you will agree, from a fellow candidate.

The U.S. has certainly taken DP to their hearts. This is evident with the photo I was sent earlier today. Incredible don't you think?

This is a really Top Secret scoop .....even the currency is under review. I managed sneak a glimpse at the work that has been going on to capture the moment should he win.
These are the early proto types.... but you can see the progress.. the question remains 'how long will DP remain bogus??'


Stepping aside from his notoriety in the U.S. of A. As I have mentioned his fans span the world. So back to the fan mail ... it is stacking up. I am trying to get on top of it but filing my nails and cleaning the toilet just seem to take priority (note to self.... time management to be considered)


However, this one struck a cord with me and I just had to publish from a dear fan club member just across the water from me. Beautifully written, chic with a certain je ne sais quoi......

Dear Daddy Papersurfer, I realise you can't respond to each individual fans but I just wanted you to know that I am most excited about your club!!! I always wanted to feel like I belonged somewhere and now I think I have FINALLY achieved that with your club. Thank you thank thank you! P.S: I would appreciate your discretion as always :-) ( name removed to protect her identity!) x Always!

Please continue to write to DP and those who have not joined yet ... I know you want to !

18 comments:

John said...

Hey, I'd vote for that guy for president!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Can I be Daddy P's Intern?

nursemyra said...

olga!!!!!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I need a little lie down now ........

Daddy Papersurfer said...

....... I only hope that the Daddypapparazzi don't find me ......

sylvie d said...

Ahem...

Linky Love said...

@DaddyP

Will vote for you anytime! Oh, do I have to be a US citizen then? Arnold Schwarzennegger (sorry, had an apple in my mouth when typing ...) isn't that US original either...

Sugar Queens Dream said...

Can I be his personal sweet making Sugar Queen? LOL....
I just know I'm up for the job..
~~Sugar for you Sugar~~

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I have got a sweet tooth ...... just

70steen said...

Hi John
Thanks for dropping by :-)

Olga!! ~ What can I say?? I'll send you out an application form & the job comes with dry cleaning vouchers lol

Sylvie...... {{he made me do it!!}}x

LL ~ I am sure we can sort out a postal vote for you

SQ ~ yep sweet & cake maker role is yours/ The sweets will have to be sucky ones ... he has trouble chewing these days

DP ~ so did the Daddypaparazzi catch up with you ?? or have you been lying low/ down?

Kandy said...

Considering the three main contenders for our Presidential race right now...I've been looking for a good "write in vote" and I think I've found it...

shle3pyb4by said...

i know i am a bit late for this post, but i know that i ought to write in something in here! tee he..

can i be the girl with a flower on my hair, and pouring out petals of roses when daddy is walking in front of me? maybe some on his box-head too! :) *giggles and twirl*

aah, throwing rose petals with a bit of twirl! hmm... :)

70steen said...

b4by the job is yours.. as you twirl the petals will gracefully whirl around and settle .. what a lovely setting :-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I feel quite emotional now ..........

fracas said...

As his secretary, I shall be forwarding erroneous fan mail (that arrives via his personal mail) to you. Having recently facilitated a significant raise for myself, I shall now work on one for you. I believe your efforts certainly should be rewarded.

And I just want to make sure the volunteer intern who posted earlier understands that just because I'm his secretary doesn't mean I will handle any dry-cleaning.

Thanks. ;-)

70steen said...

Dear Ms Secretary (aka dear Frac)

Thank you for the offer to send any e mails that are received in his sack. I do hope to make a fan mail feature in the Fanzine. If, however, the content is not suitable (or we actually don't get any) I will make it up (did I just say that????)

I must publicly say that the fanzine does not take in dry cleaning either although money off vouchers for the local laundrette may be offered (not sure they do 'stubborn stains' though???

You are doing a great job and to negotiate payment is a modern miracle. If you can twist some funding out of the Papersurfer coffers it would be appreciated as print don't come cheap

As ever your faithful fraccy sis x

fracas said...

Have you seen the responses to the latest post over at the surfing paradise he calls his blog?

The key seems to be to slip a little something into his tea; he becomes most agreeable and generous.

70steen said...

Dear Frac you certainly have a winning way with you where GOG is concerned..... he has actually written to you!!!

now where is his tea cup gone?????