Monday, 17 March 2008

Interlude ... Fanzine Frenzy III


Welcome to Fanzine III (back issues here and here)

The phenomenon that is DP's Fan Club is still taking the world by storm. Who knows were this will all end...........

DP has been so under whelmed by this fame and non fortune, his little lie downs are becoming a bit more frequent. It is rumoured around Bloggywood, however, that it has more to do with winning a competition on FMB and the post malt celebrations. Of course this information has not been corroborated yet.

Something that has been corroborated is the brilliant news that he has employed the skills of a top, high flying secretary. Famous in her native Canada for her no nonsense approach, someone who is never afraid to take on a cause even if it does create a Fracas. I think you will all agree, dear readers, that she is the best gal for the job. She is sure to keep DP in check and keep his socks and sandals firmly on the ground...... fame can have a terrible effect on those not used to it or who are of a delicate disposition.

After the last Fanzine some of his avid fan club members offered their services too.
(A full list of his followers can be found here)

Sugar Queen offered to keep his blood sugar up with her amazing cake/ sweet making skills. yum! Dang there goes my diet!

B4by has volunteered her services to be his flower girl and scatter petals as he walks (she may have to not twirl too quickly as she does it though, DP does get a bit confused at times! It could end up like a game of Twister. Not good for a man of his age)

& Olga! Well Olga the brave bra that she is, has offered cups of support should he win the Presidential election and has high hopes to become his intern!! (best of luck Olga)

Well volunteered everyone, I hope you know that the salary is rubbish (well non existent but his lovely secretary is on the case). Currently he is offering flip flops but I do fear you may be made to wear socks with them!!! So if any one else sees a role for themselves ... shout up!

I know you are dying to know just what DP has been up to over the last couple of weeks?

I was tipped off that he had been working hard and hanging out with the 'beautiful people'. He was seen recently at the Oscar ceremony and 70s managed to bag some exclusive snaps of him. (At least he managed to ditch the blue T-shirt for the occasion!)


What has Renee got on the front of her dress? Has she spilt something down herself?

No! would you believe it readers DPs fan club badge is being worn with pride by the top celebs. It is this years must have accessory.

Uma has gone a step further and had her 'people' make it into a handbag for those special occasions on the Red Carpet.


Hot off the press~ my sources have told me is that DP has been taking secret surfing lessons over in Surfugal. Co incidentally there was a cryptic, spluttering message left on my answer machine just yesterday.... all I could make out was sand, sea, surf & Sri Lanka. Any ideas??

This image was faxed through to my desk earlier
I have no idea why he is wearing a Santa outfit.... again any ideas??? Has 70s missed something???

I will end Fanzine III with a fan letter (as I did the last Fanzine).

If you would like your letters featured here just mail , or your Fanzine Ed team.


This letter certainly tugged at my heart strings.

Dearest DaddyP

Oh I am missing you so much. I can't wait until you return home to the UK.
I see that you have been enjoying yourself, without a care in the world. Do you think of me often or even at all??
I miss the way you used to stroke me and snuggle up close. It's ok I got used to the smell eventually in fact I miss it like crazy now. I have lost weight in your absence, as I am pining for you. I miss gazing into your eyes (once I get past your eyebrows) and when you talk to me, having to wipe the slobber off my face. It is all these little things that make our relationship so unique & so special. Please hurray home and I promise I won't cause anymore fuss in the 'gated community' I will do everything you tell me to do.... promise :-).


Just in case you have forgotten what I look like (oh please don't let that be so) I have enclosed a photograph of me. I am wearing my new tassles and I have been practicing twissing them both at the same time in different directions. I nearly took someones eye out the other day but I think I have got the hang of it now.
Slobbery kisses awaiting your return

your faithful fan

Gxx






70steen@gmail.com



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35 comments:

sylvie d said...

S*** did you remember to feed Gerty!?

70steen said...

I thought you were?? ooops !!!

tNb said...

Oh my, the fanzines just get better & better ... does DaddyP know just how lucky he is??

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Lucky!!!!?! I have no privacy anymore - I have to go out without my cardboard box on - the Daddypapparazzi hound me all day, even on holiday - the Llama Protection League are on my case - Uma has been stalking me ..... hang on ....... that's quite nice actually .......but anyway, apart from that, it's a nightmare. I even caught someone going through my bins the other day ........... tsk...... luckily it only contained unexpected hair growth clippings.
Oh well, I suppose it just comes with the territory of being an 'A' listless celeb.
What's for breakfast?

Lizza said...

Terrific coverage of DaddyP's antics and touching letter from Gertrude. I'm surprised though that DaddyP still has enough balance left in him to stay on a surfboard.

I'm a member of the DP Fan Club, what service can I offer him? I know, I'll be the one to light his cigars and mix his drinks.

nursemyra said...

I have resisted joining the fanclub despite my deep and abiding love for daddyp.

there is proof on my blog today of the high esteem in which I hold him

read it and weep :-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I'm weeping - just done the cremasteric reflex test - with mixed results.

Lizza - stop smoking my cigars and make me some cocoa please - thanks.

Ho hum

Sugar Queens Dream said...

I fed her cookies and cream and now she's a slobbering worse than Daddy P.. Of course that could be a plea for her main squeeze to get his buns a hi tailing it back home.... Of course, it could also be a sugar overdose... who knows, who cares... I say Let her eat cake.... I think, Yes, Let her eat cake!

70's, you are a girl after my own heart, if there is such a thing, after all I am a straight female,( anyone up for mud wrestling?) again I think...... yes I am, I have been married to Mr. Vunderbar for years Zzzzz
Any Who, Daddy P you owe is big time Mister... we have raise your popularity card to the highest of all standards....
Goddess Rule!
Sugar to everyone~~

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Great Fanizine Issue!!!
Do you think Gerty would let me those tassles sometime?

Hey - it's St. Paddy's Day today - let's all lift our cups & toast to DaddyP! CHEERS!

70steen said...

tNb~ I tell you he just doesn't know how lucky he is with all these goddesses running about after him!!I of course don't 'do' running! lol

70steen said...

DP~ So did the daddipaperazzi find you or have you been in the cupboard with Elvis all day???

70steen said...

Lizza~ welcome. Oh great volunteering , I don't think I could cope with a large Cuban .... cigar that is ;-)

70steen said...

NM~ I know you hold DP in great esteem, quietly but in a subtle dominatrix kind of way ........ my eyes were bleeding after that photo of him this morning on Gimcrack lol :-)

70steen said...

SQ ~ rofl you do make me smile. I think a special cake is required :-)

70steen said...

Olga~ I am sure Gerty would share with you any time he may even pass on his tassle twirling tricks

Happy St Patricks Day to you too and everyone :-) Bottoms Up!!! (or should I say Boobs Up!!)

fracas said...

Thankfully, my contract specifies I don't have to either change his socks (only keep track of the inventory) or assist with any of those excercises nursemyra spoke about. Good thing he has the privacy of his own office for that, lest I have to admit the job is too much for me after all.

I'm here to offer you enthusiastic accolades for this fanzine issue and ask perhaps... have you an address where those purses might be available? I was thinking we could sell a few and add to our salaries... err his retirement fund.

;-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

As a retiring kind of fella, I couldn't possibly comment ...... Uma, oh Ummmmma.

70steen said...

Dear Frac.... yes 'socks' are an area you should avoid, it was a carefully thought out contract you signed!
I was thinking if Boat Tart pops in, I may ask her to run up a few DP purses (clutch bags over here) as she is a brilliant seamstress....

Never mind 'his' retirement fund what about our shoe fund lol :-)

70steen said...

So have used Scissor Shop and hung Uma on your office wall ?? :-)

Crofty said...

Is it a coincidence that after extolling the virtues of David Essex you have joined the fan club of a new male icon? Or a la Stig of Top Gear Daddy Paper Surfer is actually David Essex?!

Crofty said...

Sorry, that didn't make much sense did it? Oh well I'm not trying again - I'm likely to make just as much of a balls of it after another bottle of O'Hanlon's Port Stout.

70steen said...

hee hee Crofty ..... a great observation (I think??)

I am just concerned about the 'new male icon' bit!! DP has already had to send out for a bigger cardboard box as head won't fit in the other one *snigger*
Cheers nice to see you popping in :-)

John C said...

Before Daddy Papersurfer I never knew what blogging was.

What's a blog again?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

It's a 'bog' with an 'l' in it .... somewhere.

My highest accolade is being compared to the 'Stig' - thanks Crofty.

[Have just had a sneaky look and I'm definitely not David Essex - I can tell by the size of my ......... wallet]

70steen said...

JC are you still wearing your dress???

70steen said...

DP ~ didn't Stig of the Dump have an 'aroma' too????

JohnC said...

70s - I'm at the moment freshly showered, sitting on the edge of my bed, and in my jammie bottoms and t-shirt. Nyah. :)

JohnC said...

DP - Isn't a bog one of those scarry things where they bring Pete from, then shove him in a stove for heat?

fracas said...

John - Jammie bottoms? Who wears jammies?

70s - If I could get a week this year where some fraccy family member isn't cracking up a car, shooting themselves with something pointy, being sick with a variety of illnesses (some requiring hospitalization) the shoe fund would be much larger, I assure you.

I'm working on it! Honest. I've registered domain names... now just need more than the pittance of time it takes to whip up a post. Sadly, that's all I've been finding lately.

DaddyP - have you found a bigger box yet? I'm rather worried now since 70s mentioned your old one is too small. I'll keep a lookout for one that might fit. The neighbours are getting a new refrigerator next week, it might be a tight squeeze, but I think they'd let me have it if you'd like.

Always happy to help!

70steen said...

JC ~ so you have learned to wear some pants when using your lap top ... no more chaffing ;-)

70steen said...

Dear Frac ~ you have had a demanding time & I know you are working as hard as you can with the shoes fund.
I think that the fridge box may just fit DP... yes perhaps a bit snug at first but it may give with wear lol love 70s x

John C said...

fracas,
You wouldn't understand, you're a girl.

70's,
I'm shopping for medicated talcum powder. Hopefully that does the trick. Since tonight is laundry night and I've only one pair of meh jammie bottoms, sans jammies this eve.

shle3pyb4by said...

hi 70steen... sorry for the late reply. :)

aah, thanks for the link. and as always, your fanzine is always the best! :)

ill 'pick up' myself that has been scattered on the floor now, and i'll be shining on again! :)

thanks for the support! ooh, and the link! by the way, i knew it, a mom is always a mom-like! :)

love you!

DaddyP said...

I'm beginning to get a little concerned about my fans turning into a mob ....... or even a mop ..... mmmm

John said...

DP's got love of the Llama goin' on? I did not know that!