Interlude ... Fanzine Frenzy

DP's fanclub !!!!!!! A strange phenomenon...............???

Ms D. Ranged has started this exclusive club for goddesses and in fact I do believe non goddesses can also apply (the exclusivity is slipping already). I have noted the badge displayed on such sites. I guess though there are always exceptions!!

I do feel it as my duty just to bring to the publics awareness some facts about DP. You should have some facts before committing yourself to such a life time membership.........

Yes he did survive the Titanic you may have seen him scrabbling around in the water. During the filming with all the sinking panic on board, DP lost his teeth, they had fallen into Kate's cleavage . Faced with a spluttering, dribbling flat capped maniac, pawing at her chest, her reaction some may say was over the top but I can fully understand the panic that came over her. With a quick jab of her elbow, combined with the wet deck (all that spluttering) DP was hurled over the edge of the Titanic. He was later fished out the water by a passing Ukranian fishing boat..........

This is a very rare photo of the absolute power behind the blog Lo Terrible Goddess (TG)
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As with all folk who gain world wide recognition, it is inevitable there will be some scandal along the way. I do think it would be unfair for me to drag up the details surrounding his appearance in the news headlines.
(something about a rolled up newspaper, raincoat, garden gnome and a pack of Lurpak butter?)

He has put this behind him now a days and has been seen promoting some top magazines
In aid of the Ukranian fishermen that lovingly brought him back from the brink after the Titanic

He did actually think this was going to be a malt whiskey magazine (have you ever seen him drink malt???)
I have it on good authority that no body double was necessary (no wonder the Ukranian fishermen 'lovingly' looked after him)

I hope these bits of extra info help you to sign up with the DP Fanclub

1978 *November * 2007

November 12th 1978

Got up and woke Sam at 11.00am

He left at 12.45

'J' rang said she had a great time in Colamendy

Went to Waterloo this afternoon. (hey I was at the other Waterloo on the 10th 2007)

Stayed for tea

Went to Southport at 8.00pm

Went to the 'Brick and Rummies bar

Saw Fi & her boyfriend

Saw Leah's boyfriend on the station

Sam was not happy coz he fancies me (what a joke) (lol)

The Golden Inn was burnt inside, 3 fire engines & a salvage truck was there (result no more waiting on for me if I returned to the cafe next year... no it wasn't me who did it btw!!)

November 12th 2007

Alarm went off at 6.00, hit snooze button til 6.40 (why does that happen on a work day I could stay in bed soooo much longer yet at the weekend I am up & awake early? The optimistic part of me says I want to make the most of my weekends!! )

Shower & hair wash (hair looks good this morning)

Woke Teen (fairly not grumpy she even laughed at pup jumping on her head)

Took pup out for a walk

Made breakfast

Did a couple of fuel visits

Left at 8.10 in work for 9.15

Traffic was hell

Nearly got wiped off the road by a taxi with 2 ASBO's (yes they had their hoods up) in the back

The minute taker for my meeting off sick! Bugger !!

Managed to find a sub

Meeting 11.00 - 15.00

Back to office.

Dealt with 30 emails (6 of which were telling me my mail box was over it's limits... if they didn't send them then it wouldn't be!!) and left at 16.30

Home at 17. 15

Brother was at my house to fix Teen's wireless connection (RESULT!!!)

I have been briefed how to do it myself (like I understood any of it??)

Text off 'J' she is feeling much better and we will chat on Wednesday

Surfed & posted, visited Daddy P, Mr Woppit & Papersurfer, (seems he is having internet problems), Sylvie & NM.... must go and fuel and visit some more blogs.

1978 * November * 2007

November 8th 1978
Hand in Sociology essay
Saw Tony R and his girlfriend on the train this morning
They were asking all about Fi and her new boyfriend
Saw the new boyfriend in the refractory and he said he does want to go out with Fi
Met Fi at 11.00 told her the good news
Bought my stuff for cookery tomorrow
Came home at 12.00
Went to games at 2.00
Saw 2 new trains (yip) (yip???? sad more like!!)
Revised Geography & Business Studies
Sam phoned he was on for 25 minutes
Love him dearly
Fi rang 2x Still got 'flu



November 8th 2007
Got up at 6.30
Showered. Didn't need to wash hair as new hairdo remarkably stayed in place (not the case by the time I got to work though!!)
Still got a cold but it is getting better
Teen feels a bit better (only because if she stays off she will not be allowed to go to her mates after school!)
Missed 8.45 train - 9.10 came on time for a change
Not a bad day in work.
Read Papersurfers blog (and a few others at lunch) laughed out loud in a very quiet office reading Nurse Myras comment... got some very strange looks.
Saw an ace pair of shoes in Office £195 reduced to £80.... but really couldn't justify the expense :-(
Christmas lights switched on in Manchester tonight, the traffic was hell... so glad I was on the train until the 6.15 was very late and the sleet started .... it was soooooo cold
Came home
Fuelled, Blogged & emailed (got a mention on Fracas's buttless blog ... rowdy indeed??)
Picked up Teen at 20.45
Kicked off my computer as Teen's wireless is still not working and she MUST go on MSN to talk to mates she has been with all day !! (job for Sunday me thinks.... well actually my brother as I am rubbish!)
'J' texted she has a violent sickness and poopey bug, poor lass.
Spoke to Mum
Camera batteries on charge for trip to London