Sam woke me at 9.00 to say he was going to work
Gt up at 10.00
Went to Stafford with Sam's parents
Bought a double belt for £1.75
Also went to Great Haywood for veg (how exciting)
Stayed in all afternoon
Watched Dr. Doolittle (I loved that film as a kid. I remember seeing as a wee person. The film was released in 1967 and who can forget the Pushme-Pullyu llama, classic entertainment)
(oh DP here is a web site for Gerty)Sam phoned at 3.45 to say he had been let out of work early
His dad took me to meet him at 4.15
Got the 5.29 train to Liverpool
Home at 7.00
Went to Follies nightclub til 2.00am
Sam stayed the night = good - Follies that is
(tell me what was the point of going to Stafford spending £6.52 on a train ticket to watch telly and go veg shopping, then come home to Southport?? ... doh!!)
Interesting!!
Ever thought what sex non living things were. No then click off. Yes then read on
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
10 comments:
Calculator, female, because it uses logic.
I like the finger puppet llama - I might get one for Gertrude to keep him amused.
Gawd you're up early after the games night!!!
nice one UW lol
I know DP what a complete yucky start to a Sunday ... it is Sunday isn't it ??? Woke up at 5.20 so thought I may as well get up. Some great news reports on the Beeb at that time I never knew existed
that lead llama looks like it's bleeding
uhuhh... i like the girls and boys thingy. very true!! uhuhh... how i am simply amused though... ;)
*valencian twirl*
NM I thought he had become a victim of another llamas do doos lol :-)
B4by but at least you were amused ... hope you are having fun and it is a bit warmer than it is here?
Oh no... don't become an 80steen.. I don't think the 80s were good to Donny.
I love the list though... Hammers and remote controls haha.
Hammers is amusing *snigger*
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