Interlude ... Daddy Papersurfer Day ~ Fanzine VI

Welcome to Fanzine IV

As Fanzine Ed I have decided that this first day of the month be dedicated to ... Yes you guessed it ....the phenomenon that is DP. I have chosen this unofficial holiday as it seems so apt. The year is coming into bloom, the spring flowers are showing their pretty faces above the ground, the sap is rising (well in some!) and the lambs are being born in the fields!!!! Ah doesn't that make you feel 'foolishly' happy!!

I would urge you however, do not disturb DP today.
In honour of his special day, I have it on good authority that he is having a big lie down and has taken his phone off the hook, so the daddypaparazzi can't disturb him. I will be respecting his wishes and not popping by for my usual cup of torment!!

Daddy Papersurfer as you saw in the last post has been and I hate to say it or to use this word on my pages but he has been 'prostituting' himself around blogsphere and beyond.
I know some may say 'hey is working hard' others I have heard say 'what on earth is going on?' (OK it was wtf is going on!)
Readers I leave it all to your rational judgment. I am only the messenger who passes on the snippets of information as I get them. So don't shoot me.

He has been seen here, there and everywhere!
There are too many places to mention in just these past few weeks, 'old git' certainly has some stamina in his fingers!

Because he is 'putting' himself around so much the inevitable has happened ..... Daddy P fraudsters. Yes can you believe it there are folk out there pretending to be and wanting to look like the phenomenon that is Daddy P... talk about the band wagon!!

Even one of our trusty guardians at the Tower has developed 'the look' (but what a good one I think you will agree!)

The Fanzine urges you to get in touch if you see any of these fraudsters about ... they need to be brought out into the open and be made to see the error of their ways before it is too late & they end up on the road to no return as Daddy P did!! It is for their own good.

So to continue, in a really rare act of kindness and gratitude to his fans DP has offered a prize.
Yes you heard it right 'A PRIZE'.
Not known for his material generosity this is certainly a first that the Fanzine has scooped.

He has requested a competition is run to find a logo that best describes him.

Here on the Fanzine we have adopted 'the Phenomenon that is DP' . But he is after something more retro/catchy in keeping with his image that can be put onto the T-shirts, badges, bri-nylon Y-fronts and other merchandise that will be hitting our high street stores in the Autumn.

The prizes are not to be sniffed at either (neither are the Y-fronts btw).

The list is just like the Generation Game conveyor belt


Imagine waking up to this in the morning

It doesn't ring it goes 'tsk tsk tsk' and splutters over you, a bit like a wet sponge.

A set of playing cards ... you know how he likes to play strip chess now you can play the same with poker!

But just beware if you play your cards close to your chest... DP is not far away!!

There is this fine calendar where you mark down your favourite moments on DP's blog.

Imagine this could be a talking point in your home, impress your friends and neighbours. Gee I wish I could win one!!!!

How about a years supply of DP baked beans

(to be eaten in moderation of course... if only DP would take on that advice on board!)

These coasters are a must ... putting your cup hot coffee on that face!

& finally another chance to impress your dinner guests with a 23 piece dinner service (sorry I broke one!) .

What could be more perfect than your guests being able to gaze at that 'smile' to aid digestion after a fabulous home cooked meal.

I will end as always with a letter from a fan... the post has been a bit slow because of the Easter holidays (keep em coming '70steen @ the g mail dot com' fanzine e mail addy). DPs Secretary has been thankful of this as she has had a few 'other' matters to deal with but we are hoping she is back on board to keep DP on the straight and very narrow soon.

This not so much a letter as a plea to our problem page (which has not been born yet... but there is obviously a need)


Dear DP Fanzine
I am so grateful that you have started this Fanzine as I am an avid fan.
I can't wait to wake in the morning to be able to read the fabulous words he writes each day.
I feel a day without DP is a day without sunshine!
This fanzine enables me to keep up with the 'behind the scenes' stuff that I would never have been able to have access to before... Thank you so much!!

Is this obsession unhealthy?
Will visiting his site daily mean I may get pregnant with his virtual baby?
What will my parents say?
Should I stop writing his name?
If I do my hair different ... will he notice?
I have developed a love of Cuban's following his example!
I made a cake with his face on it.
I sit naked with my laptop on my lap when I type but since it chafes I have started wearing PJ's with bunny's on them.
I make myself dizzy at times!
I can't sleep... I post when I should be sleeping.
I bought a spell book.
I have created a DP cocktail in honour of my respect for him!
Oh I am so confused!
Thank you for listening
Anon


There was no way to trace this sender. Don't let today fool you, if you recognise yourself ... and you need the help of the Fanzine team (I must say you need help 'a day without DP is a day without sunshine!!') please contact this site ... your identity will remain confidential of course!!