Friday, 12 September 2008

12th September 1979


you'd have thought she would have combed her hair??

Wednesday 12
Tech at 11.00
I am still in shock after the crash last night
Business Studies was cancelled (2nd day back and lectures cancelled already ... tsk!!)
Came home at 3.15
Phoned Sam
He says we need to sort out our relationship (oops!!)

Today FMB have introduced a 'Friday 5'... an interesting concept and could prove amusing.
It involves answering 5 questions .... I suspect a different 5 every week
This weeks are ....

1. What is your best joke?
2. If you were a character in the Muppet Show which one would you be?
3. Do you brush your teeth before bed?
4. Would you employ Daddy Papersurfer?
5. When was (if applicable) the last time you lied about your age?

so here we go.....

1. Best joke ??
Now I am absolutely so rubbish at remembering jokes ... but I do have one ...
A polar bear goes into a bar and says to the barman ' can I have.....................
........................... .......................... ..................................... ...............................
a glass of............................. ............................. ...................................... ...........
beer?
The barman replies 'of course ... but why the big pause ?'
Polar bear 'ahem I am a polar bear !!!'


pause/paws??? oh ok !!

2. mmm? which muppet character??
I know many may say 'Miss Piggy' maybe they are right ?
I had the pleasure of going on an exchange and met a Swede who did the most awesome Swedish Chef impression (as he could as he was Swedish),

I also work with Staler & Waldorf.... so I must conclude my life is like being a Jim Henson invention!

3. Do I brush my teeth before bed?
Of course I do ..... It was drummed and drummed in again into me from an early age


4. This is the tricky Q!! Would you employ DP?
Of course I would! Now but as what though? I would ask..... as a man who can transform rubble into a home .. then yes! as a man who can draw and make artistic statuey things? .. then yes! as a man who can go out and shop independently? erm No but as they say 2 outta 3 ain't bad .. but I would require good independent references........ oh and full 45 interview ... and .. and .....

5. Last time I lied about my age?
Well funnily enough it was last week. I was filling in an online survey that asked my age bracket. The 'just' age bracket I am in took me into an oldy bracket so I lied and said I was a year younger to keep me (just) in the 30 somethings bracket not in the almost 50 something bracket!! It is a vital time I am in just now!!

14 comments:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Are what? ....... actually I know of course - my finger is on the pulse and I live my life in the cycle lane ...... gotta job for me then?

70steen said...

oops I know I peaked to soon.. some how the post button was pressed before I was ready ... lol

almost there !!

70steen said...

just downloading the knitting pattern.. won't be a mo!!!

scratchbags said...

You have Devil teeth, urmmm ammmm. Okaay! I think I have many more years to flaunt my age, so far haven't lied.:p

I see a doggy in sidebar, is it your pet?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Oh good, the knitting pattern's arrived ........ I was really worried there for a moment ...... sheeeeesh

70steen said...

Those teeth are so cool...I borrowed them from DP.. lol

yes that is my puppy, taken last year when she was 10 weeks old

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I wish those were my teeth ...... they're a proper pair of gnashers

nursemyra said...

those choppers are damn scary!

sylvie d said...

I am with you with the age thing...nothing to do with vanity either! :)

70steen said...

DP ~ you could never be let loose with those... just imagine the absolute chaos in the supermarket aisles???

70steen said...

NM ~ they are 'way scary' as they stand .. just don't let your mind imagine DP with them!!

70steen said...

Sylvie~ Vanity? .. *snigger* every time (you are still in the 30 something Category and I am not but will bounce in there if I can ... and do hee hee)
;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Paws.....it took me a while....but HAHAHAHAAHA! :)

70steen said...

hee hee Olga ... I think it is the way I tell 'em... badly that is !! :-)