Happy Birthday 'sub fanzine edition'

Fanzine Editor has been so maxed out with her real life she has been unable to do this important day justice... apologies all round for this..

But I could not leave this to go by as the 6th November is the 'phenomenon that is the supreme 'GOG' aka our dear Daddy Papersurfer's BIRTHDAY.

Currently he is taking the 'waters' [read that as a fine malt] in the sunnier climes of Surfugal.. I do believe that he has actually for the first time ever relinquished his English ways and turned native by discarding his socks when wearing sandals. This is an unconfirmed report but I did get it from a trusted source (I think??).

I know readers it is hard to take in ... what an Englishman abroad without socks???? How shocking is that!!

I have also heard that he is returning to these shores very shortly and normal balance to the interweave will be restored...... I am sure all his ardent readers will be relieved at this revelation ...

If you are in need of some therapy due to his long absence then do click here to get some instant relief... [however for some it may just have the opposite effect]

Any way all together now.... after 3 ... 1---2---3

Happy Birthday to you

Hippy Burpday to you

Hoppy Bathday dear Daddy Pee Pee

H-a-p-p-y B-i-r-t-h-d-a-y tooooo ewe

Fanzine VIII.. anything special to note??

Thursday 6th November 2008

Apologies from the Fanzine Editor for the lack of Fanzine issues of late... there are no adequate excuses for this absence. It is just tardiness on the Fanzines part...

The Ed. team have managed to put down their cups of Earl Grey and custard creams. They worked side by side into the wee small hours to cobble together this fine edition of a Fanzine in honour of 'the phenomenon that is Daddy Papersurfer (now dot com)'..... because it is his burpday ... whoops sorry Birthday, damn typos!!

For those of you who have not seen a Fanzine before (where have you been?) back issues are available on line at no additional cost.

Issue 1 ~ an introduction to Daddy Papersurfer, plus a rare photograph of the power behind the 'peabrain'... LoTG

Issue 2 ~ DP's bid for Presidency of the USA

Issue 3 ~ DP's aides, The Oscar ceremony, DP fashion accesories

Issue 4 ~ DP Day, look alikes, DP memorabilia

Issue 5 ~ DP Fantasy or Fact? plus long lost family members

Issue 6 ~ Papersurfer genealogy, the Fanclub increases in size

Issue 7 ~ DP's life story

So with out more of a do (now that's an idea I reckon the Cliff Top Residence is a great place for a do .... see you there. Vol-u-vent anyone?) ..

60 random items for Daddy Pee Pee's special day

1.2.3.

4. 'Hi there Daddy Papersurfer... David Essex here. Just popped by 'me old china plate' to wish you a great Birthday. Still can't take it in though that I am older than you ... Rock On you old git... '

5.6.7.8

9.*snigger*

10. Daddy P old hunny bunny... have a great old birthday you little cupboard lover you .. call me.. we must catch up [Oh my what am I saying ??]... love Uma xx

11.12.13.
14.

15. Gauisus Natalis Abbas Papyrus surfus

16.

17. 'Hi older long lost brother. Just wondering why you have not been replying to my letters? They must have got lost in the post along with the invitation to your BIRTHDAY PARTY. Glad the Cliff Top residence is coming along fine I look forward to moving in after Christmas ... hope you have managed to insert an ashtray in my annexe.... love (cough)
Gertrude Poppersufferer'
18.

19.20.21.

22.






23.Happy Birthday from your twin Maplesurfer (are you sure you are twins .. MS you look so much more .. well ... younger? *snigger*)

24. Sent in from your adoring fans a selection of knitting patterns coz they know how much you enjoy them ... aren't your fans so kind?
25.26.27.28.
29.30.31.32.
33.34.

35. Es nos prope illic etiamnunc?

36. A fellow GOG blog

37. Hours of fun to be enjoyed here ... you know you can do it ??

38.

39. Tsk
40. Tsk
41. Tsk
42. Tsk

43. 'Hey there DP. Just popped in to wish you a fantastic Birthday. 70s told me you were celebrating a special Birthday. I just have enough time to post here in between massaging 70s feet and pampering her every whim... sheesh it is tough going.... Crazy Horses wahhh wahh Donny (oh and if you want to borrow my teeth for the day just let me know)

44.

Ahoy there, thought you might like this you landlubber .... Johnny (as in Depp)

45. DP relaxing .. he likes nothing more than knocking down stuff

46. or he will stand for hours blind folded ( don't try this one at home ... it takes years of practice)

47. or just sitting for hours wearing a cardboard box on his head (only try this one at home if you have the curtains drawn)

48. or taking the lovely TG on a trip to the Supermarket

49. is it time for the cake yet? I think it is?


50...... care for some babycham
51 ... let me help you with that plate of food
52....the party is going rather well don't you think??
55.... crackers?
56....tra la la la dum de dum
57 . leading up to his Birthday Daddy Papersurfer made a sterling effort to win the Presidential election ... he was unfortunately unsuccessful (on this occasion) in his quest for world domination
58.
59.
60. This was pre recorded in anticipation of his victory ... but we at the fanzine thought we should still feature it today ... just give this a click