Indeed Happy New Decade .. out of the noughties into 2010/11/12/13 etc ... what are they to be called ?? Will 2010/11/12 be 'the pre teenies' and the rest 'the teenies'?
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Happy New Year 2010
Indeed Happy New Decade .. out of the noughties into 2010/11/12/13 etc ... what are they to be called ?? Will 2010/11/12 be 'the pre teenies' and the rest 'the teenies'?
Monday, 28 December 2009
28th December
For the full version of a fabulous song click here
Friday, 25 December 2009
Merry Christmas
Thursday, 24 December 2009
Christmas Eve
A: Your sacks is on fire!
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
22nd December
Q: What does Bob Geldof sing in bed?
A: Duvet Know It's Christmas!
Q: Which fruit does the Royal Family eat at 3pm each Christmas day?
A: The Queen's peach!Saturday, 19 December 2009
19th December
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet:
Yorkshire man: "Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."
Q: What does Cliff Richard do when he lands in jail during a game of Monopoly?
A: Miss a go and whine
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
15th December
Sunday, 13 December 2009
13th December
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?'
He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
8th December (oops missed the 7th)
I wish I had thought about this when Teen was a baby.. saying that I do have some video footage of her shouting at the TV, when we linked the video camera up, of her shouting 'I don't want to see the baby' which was actually her! I think I wouldn't be Mrs Popular if I You Tubed that... ;-)
Sunday, 6 December 2009
6th December
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming about my eyes changing colour!
Doctor: Don't worry - It's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Gutted tonight as my fav from X Factor ( Danyl) has been booted out in the semi finals ... He is such a great singer..
Saturday, 5 December 2009
5th December
It is the 5th of December and loads of my neighbours have lit up their houses already.. mine looks like Scrooges house in all the illuminations ... due to lots of things I won't be able to put any decorations up until I finish work for the festivities on the 18th.. I am thinking I should just do this in the mean time
So here we are on day 5 of Advent.
I have a Twitter account [70steen] but I didn't know that Big Ben had one too .... BONG .. maybe I should follow but BB is not much of an interactive conversationalist??
A: You look for the fresh prints.
Friday, 4 December 2009
4th December
day 4 and it is Friday thank goodness ... I am working on a new project that is full on so I yearn for the weekend even more than I have ever done previously. I don't think that the powers that be have actually taken on board the fact I am a free creative spirit and I don't do filling in of forms and project data plus the fact I do always deliver what is required (like today I did what I was asked to do then out of the blue a new template arrived in the format that 'someone' had decided it should be in...although this was not spelt out at the initial request pahhhh}.. mmm some education needed there from me I think ?? After a month on the project I am already 30 odd hours up on my normal hours too .. pahhh again!!
Now after the week I have had I NEED NEED NEED this in workplace ... drum away .. I love it .. VBUM is great in any combo ....
And finally.......... a joke I don't understand
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's. Just exceedingly good cakes."
Thursday, 3 December 2009
3rd December
Q: What do you call a Mexican who has just
recovered from Swine Flu?
A: Manuel.
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
2nd December
Q: What do hippy horses eat?
A: Hay, man
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
1st December
Great Christmas idea that didn't get in the calendar .... Handerpants love 'em :-)
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman.”