
Indeed Happy New Decade .. out of the noughties into 2010/11/12/13 etc ... what are they to be called ?? Will 2010/11/12 be 'the pre teenies' and the rest 'the teenies'?

random years
Q: What does Bob Geldof sing in bed?
A: Duvet Know It's Christmas!
Q: Which fruit does the Royal Family eat at 3pm each Christmas day?
A: The Queen's peach!A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet:
Yorkshire man: "Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."
Q: What does Cliff Richard do when he lands in jail during a game of Monopoly?
A: Miss a go and whine
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?'
He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming about my eyes changing colour!
Doctor: Don't worry - It's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Gutted tonight as my fav from X Factor ( Danyl) has been booted out in the semi finals ... He is such a great singer..
And finally.......... a joke I don't understand
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's. Just exceedingly good cakes."
Q: What do you call a Mexican who has just
recovered from Swine Flu?
A: Manuel.
Q: What do hippy horses eat?
A: Hay, man