Day 9 of Advent

Day 9 of advent ... not only is it the 50th Anniversary of Coronation Street it is Donny's Birthday too [mwah... swoon]... Happy Birthday Donny xxx

Blimey some people have so much patience and time on their hands... I could never imagine being so dedicated!! Very impressive though.....

I am loving this (it is similar to the design tool I posted yesterday given to me by GW)... I haven't managed to change the colours etc but the effect is wonderful

Oh and this chap also has too much time on his hands ... but at least you can eat it afterwards ....

And finally

Q: Why did Frosty go and live in the middle of the ocean?

A: Because snowman is an island. 

oh and now finally I will not be posting the 10th day of advent until the 11th as I am on my Christmas do at work... a very traditional Christmas fayre... Spanish tapas and as the continental Christmas market is on there will be a few Glühweins consumed too (not sure how Sangria and Glühwein mixes ... probably not that well!!!)

Day 8 of Advent

image from Aerojet General Corp

Day 8 ...... I went to a casino last night and was stood next to a guy playing Blackjack who kept having win after win after win. I couldn't believe his luck, then saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread. 

I asked him, "Hey Mate, what's that under your shoe?" 

He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."

I saw this on the tele a few weeks ago... I hate how people chuck chewy on the floor .. why can't they wrap it up and put in a bin, it isn't that difficult is it? I wonder what this guy would paint if everyone did that? 

Who ever said the German's had no sense of humour??... a really fast car wash.

Some of us blogger's have seen this before and it is fun ... I have sent a head to a few of you who I have email addys for ....

Just off to play the Blosics game again it is soooo addictive.

Oh btw my pup is still collecting coal from the beach for those who have been naughty .... you still have time to be nice!!

Day 7 of Advent

Day 7 and this time in 2 weeks I will be hanging up my mouse, bring my cup home for a bleach [anyone that works in an office with a minging shared kitchen will know what I mean.. [oh that sponge how can anyone even think of using that,,, shudder] and putting on my 'out of office' with 'I am not here til the 4th Jan. I can't be contacted. Merry Christmas'... I can't wait ....

This game today [tonight] I am absolutely rubbish at ... I never knew sheep moved so fast.. but they do!!

I am so loving this and I can see my cat falling for this too .. so if you get a cat in the post for Christmas you will know that Jess has been a game cat again 

Now GitWizard sent me this for inclusion into the advent calendar if you want some R&R then look no further. I love it 

And finally 

Q: Where do cows buy their Christmas presents?
A: From a cattle-logue!

hee hee 

Day 5& 6 of Advent

Day 5 & 6 and 2 games to get your teeth into ... neither of which I have mastered.


The first one is a ickle game where you have to save a smiley face from being pelted by acid rain it would seem .... the second is helping a ickle penguin across the icebergs..... good luck 


Now this bloke does know how to pack a bag but there is one or two flaws in the video... he has only 2 pairs of footwear (and one of those are flip flops) and he has no hair dryer, 
straighteners, rollers, moisturiser, padded bras etc etc ... so easy peasy for him 



Now this is quite something ... a map of Africa with parts of the world engulfed into it ... click on the picture to enlarge




and finally you know I phoned the local walkers club today, and this bloke who answered just rambled on and on.

Day 3 & 4 of Advent

Day 3 & 4 ... sorry GitWizard for lapsing so soon into the month ... pretty poor if you ask me ..........but my excuse was I was playing games

A little joke to make amends

Q: What do you call a Tellytubby who has been burgled?

A: A tubby.

Oh I love this and goodness knows how it works......

What a job I wonder how many hours a day he does this and how many he lakes in a day .... perhaps he should have his own place on the 'worldometer'!!

This is the game that has me a wee bit hooked ... I love it, so do the teens 

A the cute factor today is this .... all together now ... awwwwwww

Advent Day 2

 day 2 of Advent and the snow oop Norff has slowed down a bit but it is absolutely freezingly cold .... it will be -6 C overnight and -5 C when I am driving to work .. that should be interesting!!

Today's Advent consists of a really sensible website for those of you who 'stick things to things'.... if you ever wondered what glue you need to stick rubber to glass then click here !!!

Also an amazing advertisement ... part of which made me feel a bit sick... I think I so have vertigo!!

The game today I can access and it is quite a chilling game all bouncy, bouncy ..... you use your space bar to bounce....

Bad joke of the day ...

Q: What do you call a man with no shins?

A: Tony

Advent Day 1

Suddenly it is that time again ... how fast has 2010 gone by??

Courtesy of my cousin CKX, who does all this research, I hope to post every day with the delights that he has found around the interweave....
There will be some games, jokes (bad ones), awww things and some weird stuff... so here we go on day one of advent .......is it Christmas yet ??

I do like this it is a sort of stress buster ... make your own beautiful flower garden ... open, click and create 

A guy sacked from the dodgems is taking his employers to court.

He's claiming funfair dismissal.

These folk are awesome but absolutely barking mad

The game that CKX suggested wouldn't load so I found this one ... I did get bored and scored 42....

Just a reminder too that my pup is still collecting coal off the beach ... so if you have been bad girls and boys she will be sending them to Santa